AISubs v3.7
I'm gonna shut you up!
Shut up!
Chat GPT and AI have been really popular lately, haven't they?
That's right.
That's for sure!
Apparently, AIs are smarter than me.
That's annoying.
I've never heard of that before.
That's amazing, isn't it?
I thought it was funny.
That's why it's GPT.
We're taking care of CBC.
That's right!
I see.
That's how it is.
I see.
CBC...
If you can't come up with it, don't do it!
Hahahahaha!
I thought I'd play with A.I.
Yay!
So I brought a plan for A.I.
Yes!
The A.I. we'll be using this time is...
Illustration!
It's the most popular one now.
If you line up the items you want us to make,
we'll send it to you and you'll create it for us.
That's right.
You don't have to buy it.
Illustration is available.
Does everyone know that?
Video materials and image materials are quite expensive.
That's right.
When we make a VTR, we always add something random.
If you buy one of them, you'll spend like 20,000 yen.
If you don't know what you're doing, you'll spend like 20,000 yen.
It's been a while since I did that.
When I was playing with my friends,
it was a lot of fun to make it with Narita.
For example, in Narita's case...
A man, a Japanese man, a thin-haired man, a chibi man, a fat man, Tsubura-no-Me, a dango man...
What's wrong with that?
You shouldn't say that in front of your friends.
No, no, no.
Isn't AI's ability to manipulate humans low?
No, no, no.
That's not a bad thing.
It's not a bad thing.
The element that connects him happened to be chibi and fat and bald.
That's right.
It can't be helped.
This is for making it.
Then Narita is not bad.
No, it's not bad.
It's a personality.
I'm all back, 30 years old, and I made it with the same vision.
This is it.
I'm scared.
It's too thin, but...
It doesn't taste like it, but I don't know what it is.
It's weird for me to say that.
No, it's just a miracle.
I can't say it.
It's just a miracle.
He's amazing.
It's a secret, but...
It's not a secret.
It's a secret, but...
Isn't it too thick of a character?
He's a genius.
He has it all.
I can't say it like this.
Narita will definitely become a group YouTuber.
I'm sure of it.
If I had a wish, it would be perfect.
One million.
I think it's very fun because you can make it like this.
I'd like to do that kind of project today.
It's a two-on-two team battle.
Shibatetsu vs. Toshimushi.
I'll decide what you're going to make.
We'll split up into two rooms and have you make each topic three times or less.
When both teams are ready, please gather here again.
Yumemaru will guess who the topic is.
Yumemaru will decide who can make something closer to the topic.
If you don't know either of them, Yumemaru will decide which one is closer to the topic.
Let's have fun.
I thought it would be easy, but it's a big deal.
The game has just begun.
Let's go.
Let's go as soon as possible.
Wait a minute.
Let's fight.
I forgot to say the topic, so come back.
You're stupid.
First round.
With comdot and yamato.
Oh, I see.
We don't use the word "yamato" in AI, do we?
No, we don't.
Then, Mr. Tetsu, please go to your room.
Yes.
How can we make it erotic?
I think we can make it.
How can we make it erotic?
Huh?
Something inappropriate is included.
As expected.
Make me erotic with AI.
Make me erotic with future technology.
You said the worst thing you could say. What are you talking about?
Is she a middle-aged woman?
Well, she's middle-aged and...
She's 24 years old.
She has thick eyebrows that seem to be regularly arranged in a hair salon.
Thick eyebrows.
Oh, thick eyebrows.
Thick eyebrows.
She has thick eyebrows.
Thick eyebrows.
Don't you usually include handsome men?
Yes, I do.
I also include black hair.
Oh, black hair.
I'm wearing earrings.
I think it will change to a face that suits it.
I thought you were wearing earrings, but I guess you're wearing a little chain.
I don't think I'll wear a checkered shirt.
Okay, I'll wear earrings for now.
And he's Suzuki.
Suzuki.
He's fast.
Suzuki is not a person.
Not a person!?
But it's nice to have handsome men with center parting.
Let's correct it once.
For now, let's correct the first one.
He has center parting, black hair, a man, 24 years old, thick eyebrows, handsome men and earrings.
I think it's okay.
Correct it!
Will Suzuki be able to correct it?
He did it!
Ah! That's right! The length of the hair!
That's right! Should I add short hair to the one I have now?
Ah! Japanese people are there! Certainly!
I see, I see! It will be like this, right?
Ah! But my eyebrows look really good!
By the way, what kind of hair is this?
This ... this techno cut ...
Techno cut? No, I don't think it's techno cut.
I think the information now is correct, right?
Then divide the center again!
Black hair and short hair?
It's good!
I will go with this! I will correct it!
Te-re-re!
I did it!
Wow! It's handsome!
Isn't it normal?
It's really handsome!
Isn't this short hair? It's different! Short hair definition!
Shouldn't it be techno cut? Let's make it techno cut!
Don't make it handsome!
Also, if you make it handsome, it will be like a prince.
It's a little ... It's a moderate sunburn, it's not balanced at all.
It's true! Let's make it sunburned! Normally!
I see! Then ...
This is the next settlement!
Isn't it okay? I feel like I'm confusing you even if you add something extra!
Well, shall I correct you while looking at the first question like this?
If you give me something close to the first sheet ...
Go! Come on! Yamato!
Already!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! But!
Would you like to submit it in the third sheet?
Yes! I will submit this!
I think there is definitely a center division of what you think!
I'm wrong!
I remember saying "five-on-five"!
Five-on-five hair!
Five-on-five head!
It's five-on-five!
One eyebrow!
Straight eyebrow parallel stick!
Isn't it a cross-sectional difference?
Straight eyebrows? Straight eyebrows!
Straight eyebrows!
Let's put "handsome" in it!
Handsome ... Head ...
What is he doing?
It's the opposite of "handsome"!
Oh!
You can say that!
Black hair, gold eyes ...
It's the beginning, so ...
Let's put in "revolutionary position"
Revolutionary position!
Let's put in "revolutionary position"
Revolutionary position!
Well, isn't it like this?
Let's do it once!
Yes!
Head 5 to 5, straight line of men and young people ...
Directly in front of the eyebrows is dangerous!
Wait a minute!
Directly in front of the eyebrows is dangerous!
Why is it!
Why do you go like this when you notice it!
Sacrifice!
Ah! Here it is!
Oh! Ta-dah!
Oh! It's pretty good! Not bad!
Eh, wait a second...
Eh, what is this?!
It's a cockroach!
There's an eye here!
Scary!
Why?!
No, it has a nice face!
It has a nice face!
No, you have weird hair!
Why?!
It only has 5 heads and 5 legs.
Isn't it really good just by changing it to a center position?
I'll tell you that having an eye in your throat is gross.
In this era of A.I., if you say it's gross, it's like "Ah, it's not good."
It's like that.
You have to understand it.
I have to make you understand it.
Okay, let's change the 5 heads and 5 legs to a center position,
remove the black hair,
pierce the ears and eyes of the throat,
and make it look like you're sneezing.
Is it okay to do it just before the eyebrows?
Just before the eyebrows is pretty good!
Why do you do this with just before the eyebrows?
Sacrifice!
If it's gross, what do you do?!
If you don't know that, you won't be able to do it in this era of A.I.
There's a third eye, but it's usually here.
It's not here!
This is definitely bad!
Here it is!
Oh!
Why?!
It became silver hair!
Why does it become that reason?
And you're a foreigner again!
I just want you to hug me normally.
But the one who made the eye for me is the evaluation point.
That's the first class of Japanese people.
Definitely separate the hair in the middle from the left and right.
From an A.I. perspective, "definitely" doesn't mean "what?"
It means you know how much "definitely" weighs.
Put a little gold in the black hair.
Even if it's adopted, put in only the parts that don't bother you.
Put in the part where you're riding something.
Put in the part where you're riding a motorcycle.
Male, young man, straight eyebrows, handsome, square eyes, ring piercings in the left ear, eyes in the throat, gross motorcycle riding.
It's perfectly normal.
Please!
It's here!
Oh!
Isn't it pretty good?
It's complete!
Yes!
Are you confident?
No, I already feel it.
Really?!
Are we winning or losing?
It's completely normal.
First of all, there's no such team as "ironworms".
No, no, no.
It's already out.
From "ageworms" to "whoever that person is"...
Can we see it, too?
Yes, let's see it together.
Here it is!
Well, well, you can't say anything, can you?
You're a handsome man, aren't you?
It's like an old woman's impression.
You're a handsome man, aren't you?
You're a handsome man.
Yes, yes, I understand.
Yes.
Oh, you understand!
I saw it.
I received it, I received it.
Well, then...
Yes.
We are...
This one!
Isn't it the same person?
The cut is different.
I really thought so.
It's really the same.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing!
It's really the same person.
If it's a photo book...
It's the same book.
Does AI have a genre or something like that?
God said...
Well, then...
The rest is up to you, Yumemaru.
Yes.
First of all, Yumemaru...
Did you know who that person was?
Well, well...
I thought it might be this person...
When I saw your answers...
Well, first of all, let's have you say it.
Yes.
Who is the subject that you two made up?
Sato Takeru-san!
Eh, is it wrong?
When I saw Tetsuya's answer, I thought it might be this person...
Well, you're right.
He's too manly.
Ah, he's too manly.
Eh, is he a YouTuber?
Yamato-kun?
Correct!
Then it's Tetsuya.
It's the same person!
It's completely different!
It's the same person!
Eh, you're not going to say that you're a computer, are you?
Eh, you're not going to say that you're a dna baster, are you?
You're not an orangutan, are you?
Can I talk about some of the elements?
Ah, sure.
What you put in there.
In the end, it was centered.
Seriously, I don't know what to say about the hair you put in there.
I don't know anything about technology.
He didn't put anything in there.
He didn't even put on piercings.
There it is!
Seriously, all of the hair is the same.
It was surprisingly difficult to center it.
Ah, that's right.
We did that from day one, and in the end, we got there.
Japanese people!
They definitely separate their hair in the middle and left and right!
Men!
Young people!
Straight eyebrows!
Handsome men!
They put gold in their hair!
Revolution!
Having eyes in your throat is gross!
Mom's apple!
Eh, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
We're not funny.
We're doing the same project.
We're doing funny things.
We're doing the same project.
When we said we'd center it, they wouldn't do it for us.
So we wanted to try it out and see if we could really do it, and we said we'd put it in the middle and left and right, and they separated it for us.
What's that thing on your mom's bike?
Even if I'm riding my mom's bike, I'm still a Yamato, so I'm learning how much they'll accept me.
I think we have a lot of absolute power in our minds right now.
All of a sudden!
We're absolutely absolute.
We're absolutely Japanese.
Okay, so we're going to do a lot of ironing.
Okay, okay, okay.
- Second round! - Yes!
The next topic is...
Seikin-san.
- Wow! What could it be? - Wow...
But his face is very characteristic.
- This is hard... - This is hard...
Is it his senior's face?
Senior's face?
Like Hikakin-san's older brother and stuff like that...
I've looked at Seikin-san too much as a character, but...
Let's try looking at him flat for once.
- Sunglasses? - They're really different, aren't they?
- Do you have sunglasses? - You're right, I have a lot of them.
- Sunglasses. - Sunglasses.
Men.
Japanese.
Sunglasses.
- Good pose. - And it's not "good"...
What's it called?
Good pose facing the other way.
- What? What? - It's definitely scary.
Good pose with your right hand in front of your left shoulder.
Dark chapas.
Wait, but doesn't it look like a Lamborghini?
- Sports car. - Sports car.
Skin color is white.
- I'll go with this one. - Okay.
First drawing...
Ta-da!
- Wow! It's different! - Wow!
- It's completely different! - Su-suchi!
Why does it look like "handsome"?
It doesn't look like this.
And where did you draw your right foot?
- It looks like this. - But they're using luxury cars a lot.
- Right? - Wow.
- I'm scared of my left hand. - It's like this.
- What is this? - What is this?
- I think I said too much. - Yeah.
I'll give up on this one.
I don't like this one.
Men. Japanese.
35 years old.
- They have dark chapas on their foreheads. - They have their bangs down.
They have their bangs down and lying down.
Don't they have small eyes?
- They don't have small eyes. - They don't have small eyes.
They open their eyes wide.
What is this kiss?
- It's more of a kiss than a kiss. - If it's a kiss...
It won't come out of my mouth.
Is it okay if it stinks?
I'll go with this one for now.
It stinks in the middle.
What?!
- What?! - What?!
This is the worst! I wasted it once!
Sengen-san, you're so cute!
- Maybe it's because of that kiss. - Maybe it's because of that idol singer.
- Yeah.
Even my hair style where I lower my head and let it flow to the side...
- It doesn't flow at all! - Oh no, oh no, oh no.
What should we do? Should we put sunglasses on?
- A sports car would be nice. - It's clean.
- You're a good singer, son-in-law. - Am I overdoing it?
No, it's fine.
- If you make it fall with a kiss... - If you make it fall with a kiss...
The mouth of a vampire will be ready.
- I think we can do this. - Let's do it!
The third challenge...
Here it is!
Please don't just shoot me.
- Hm? - Hm?
- Did you exceed the official free conditions? - Ramen?
- Filet mignon? - Free...
Free for three days...
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is a pain in the ass! - I feel like we can do this with Apple Pay.
- Alright, I'll accept it and do it! - Yes!
- Here's the third one! - Please!
Wow...
Here it is!
Ah! It hurts!
- We're done... - What's this?
I wonder what it is...
- Why don't you make it a short chapazun? - A large pair of sunglasses...
- Japanese... - Yeah...
- Wild-type... Well, let's color it. - Yeah...
- And thin eyebrows... - Thin... eyebrows...
- Oh, and age... - No, but if you'll excuse me...
Let's make it about 40 years old.
It's scarier than you think. You won't sell it to me, will you?
- Let's leave out the beard. - Yeah...
40 years old...
- I'll never grow a beard. - Yeah...
I'll go with this for now.
Ta-dah!
Alright!
- Wow! - Wow!
- We totally forgot about it! - That's right! Why?
- I'm 40 years old. - You can't be 40 years old! - I'm really young, you know?
- I don't think you can call yourself a girl if you have short hair.
- But as a man... - You have a lot of eyebrows. - You're right.
- Don't divide my hair into black and white.
- I'll go with black sunglasses that are too big for me. - Sounds good.
- I'll go with this one. - Ta-dah!
- Teacher!
- Hey! I'm paying you for this! - Alright!
- Ta-dah! - Ta-dah!
- Ahhhh! - My hair didn't go up!
- This is so difficult! - Wow! This is a little...
- I'm going to do my best. - I'm going to do my best.
- Don't do it in the center.
- Don't do it in the ball back. - Don't curl it up.
- Put your hair down. - Don't put on gel.
- Put it on a wax. - Put it on a wax.
- Put a jacket on top of a glass shirt. - Sounds good.
- Put on a small mouth. - Sounds good.
- I'll go with this one. - Sounds good.
- I ordered a lot of hair. - Right?
- If you don't do it with this one, this AI will make a mistake. - I'll do it with this one!
- Come on! - Ta-dah!
- Ta-dah!
Hey!
- So it's done. - Yes!
- It was hard, wasn't it? - I'd like to reflect on myself a little.
- You asked me, but I didn't have time. What's the difference? - I'm curious.
- You only ask for simple things. - I had a main job, and I probably didn't do it properly because of Sam's request.
- So what we made is... - Ta-dah! - Ta-dah! - Ta - dah!
- Isn't it too manly? - Well, AI is basically manly.
- So what AI is doing is wearing sunglasses. - What's up with wearing sunglasses?
- Yes, it's us. - Ta-dah! - Ta-dah!
- I was really surprised, but I often saw it. Yamato grew up. - Oh!
- Yamato grew up and became a good man. - A good man.
- AI can only make this face. - And the nose is exactly the same.
- So both of you are wearing sunglasses, and sunglasses are quite distinctive. - I don't think we're wearing sunglasses without saying anything.
- I'm not sure which one it is. - I don't know.
- Have you ever worn sunglasses in this world? - It's really dangerous for those 1000 people.
- There are a lot of people in this video who wear sunglasses and get pissed off. - That's right.
- Well, can you answer for now? - Well, well, well, it's about wearing sunglasses...
- HIKAKIN! - Boo!
- You have a strong image of wearing sunglasses. - Well, that means...
- Do you think it's Orin-san's sunglasses? - Correct! - Seikin-san's sunglasses!
- Aren't those sunglasses similar? - No, no, no, no, no.
- It's amazing, isn't it? Seikin-san and HIKAKIN - san don't wear sunglasses that much in their videos. - That's right.
- They only wear sunglasses at the end of the video. - That's right.
- But they wear sunglasses that much. Recently, Shibayu wears sunglasses all the time. - That's right.
- But Shibayu definitely doesn't like sunglasses. - Shibayu didn't say it.
- But he said it. - I think it's still blonde.
- If you think like that... - Which one is similar? - That's right.
- Well, well, well, if you wear it... - Yeah!
- It's the shape of sunglasses. - Your hair is too brown.
- This one has a strong artist feel. - I think it's black sunglasses.
- I said it! - You didn't say it? - A big sunglasses that you can't wear.
Black sunglasses.
I made this when I was in second year.
This is like a full romance.
I made my hair like this in the third year.
Don't raise it!
Put it back!
Don't borrow it!
Put it on!
Put it back!
Don't do it!
I was beaten.
I feel like I picked up only four or five real elements.
The final question.
I want you to get it right in the end.
All right!
All right.
The third round.
Yes.
The last one to get it right is the winner.
Yes.
The final question is...
Yumemaru.
This is hard work!
The moment I heard it, I was excited.
I'm excited.
I want to do it!
Let's do it together!
Let's have fun!
Sunflower.
Beard.
Sunflower.
Japanese.
40 years old.
Enkakashuu.
Oh, good.
Enkakashuu.
Not handsome.
Let's do it once.
I forgot to say "man", but it's okay, right?
Oh, my God!
But you're a man.
Go!
It's funny.
You're holding a microphone.
You're holding a microphone like Enkakashuu.
I'm practicing with this.
It's excellent!
Why?
It's not handsome.
But it's what you wanted, right?
It's not handsome.
30 years old.
Flat body.
Can I do more?
You're overdoing it.
You have a great flat body.
Chubby cheeks.
Japanese.
Round eyes.
Enkakashuu.
Arigatou gozaimasu.
Enkakashuu.
Facing the front.
Big ears.
Big ears are dangerous.
I'll do it with this.
Yume-chan!
Go!
Well, that's enough of this!
Oh, but you did it for me!
Enkakashuu didn't make me want it at all!
I don't think it's funny at all.
- Everything is so funny. - I like it!
- Wow, this material... - Let's try using the same material a million times.
- Yeah. - Let's change it up just a little bit.
I'm pretty bored.
Should we make it a "not-so-handsome" face?
- A gentle face. - A gentle face.
- Yumemaru-san, I think it's done! - Let's go!
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's good! - Hahaha!
- This face is good! - It's really good!
- Hahaha! - Now, what should we do with this?
- Fat. - No doubt about it.
- Pose. - Pose.
- Thirty years old. - No mustache.
- Forced tooth. - Married to New York.
- Tank. - Hahaha!
- It's over. - It's over!
- Alcoholic. - Alcoholic!
- Heavy face. - Entirely round.
- For some reason, my legs are thin. - Oh, your legs are thin. That's good.
- I have no ears. - What?!
- Why? Why? Why? - Hahaha!
- This is our first experiment. - Yeah.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- I'm down. - You're down? - No!
- Hahaha!
- Seriously, listen to me!
- Why?! - I didn't say anything!
- Just a typical male face?
- If there are words I don't know for some reason, it becomes like this.
- What? - Thirty years old with mustache.
- That's not good. Thirty years old is no good.
- I needed Japanese people.
- You're young, young people.
- Big face. - Entirely round.
- Big face is good.
- You're saying really bad things. - Hahaha!
- I want to make fat people really fat.
- Hahaha!
- You want me to make you really fat?
- I'm going to make you really fat!
- Rapper. - Is there a rapper?
- Let's do the second one. - Wait a minute!
- What is it? - Hm?
- First of all, what is this? - I thought you wouldn't find out.
- I've been looking into it for a while now.
- Please!
- It's really good!
- It's about as good as a rapper's words.
- It's really good.
- You're talking about yourself.
- If this mustache moves over here, it's perfect.
- Today, I'm going to shave my mustache.
- I wonder if it's okay to use a stick...
- I'm definitely going to cut only my mustache.
- Finally, I want humans to ask A.I. for a favor.
- Please don't make my mustache grow.
- Please!
- Go for it!
- I don't want the real thing to come out! - He's really aiming for it!
- Please! - Come on, real thing!
- A stick!
- Huh?!
- It's coming! It's coming!
- Nooo!
- I'm going to do it!
- A real thing!
- I'm going to win!
- Final match!
- Are you confident?
- I...
- Won. - I won.
- Ah...
- It's better not to say that.
- Are you looking at it from a youngster's perspective? - Yes!
- Here it is!
- Ta-dah!
- Hahaha!
- Yes, yes. - You won, right?
- You won it all by yourself.
- Shall we go for the last one?
- Ready, set...
- Kuh!
- Hahahahaha!
- Kuh! - Hahahahaha!
- Why?! Why?!
- This is crazy!
- This is the craziest thing I've ever done!
- I can't believe we made the same person!
- Well, we know who it is.
- Oh, wow!
- Me! - Hahahahaha!
- You did it! - Yay!
- You've got good features!
- That's amazing!
- I'll show you the second one.
- It's me! - Hahahahaha!
- Kuh! - Hahahahaha!
- Is it in the dictionary?
- It's always in the dictionary.
- Futsushiba is...
- Hip-hop, baby phase, 30 years old,
- No mustache, strong teeth, blood type B,
- Tank, blonde hair, dark circles, and many more.
- It's got nothing to do with your face!
- It's not about your face!
- Hahahahaha! - It's not about your face!
- You did it! - Yay!
- You did it! - The old man wins!
- Yay! - Yay!
- You know,
- It's hard to say it. - Yeah.
- It's hard to say it. - It's hard to say it.
- It's hard to say it right away.
- I'm an E-boy.
- We've played AI Illustration,
- It was like a growing family game,
- But it was fun, - Yeah, it was.
- It was fun.
- If we get better,
- We'll play different games with AI. - Yeah.
- See you later!